You're not
declined
here.
Banks cut you off for touching crypto. They flag you, freeze you, debank you. DebankHood is the bank that can't. No blocklist, no velvet rope, no off-switch. Same door for everyone.
Official contract
Status
Pre-launch
Team
0%
Fee
1 / 3
Meridian Trust
Retail Banking · Compliance
Dear Customer,
Following a routine review, we regret to inform you that your account has been closed, effective immediately.
Reason: crypto .
This decision is final and non-negotiable.
Compliance Department
So we built a bank they can't close. Welcome to the Hood.
They built banks that say no. We built one that can't.
First they came for the crypto accounts. Then the wrong industries, the wrong opinions, the wrong names. A bank can freeze you with a form and never tell you why. DebankHood can't freeze anyone. No off-switch, no blocklist, no back office deciding who deserves an account. Self-custody in, gatekeepers out. If someone can debank you, it was never really your money.
The Case File
What “debanking” means, and why we can't do it to you.
Debanking is when a bank quietly closes or freezes your account, often with no reason given, just for touching crypto, running the wrong business, or landing on the wrong list. DebankHood is not an account. It is a token you hold in your own wallet. There is no account for anyone to close, no switch for anyone to flip.
Can freeze or close your account with a form
Holds nothing of yours, so there is nothing to freeze
Demands your ID, your papers, their approval
No KYC, no ID, no approval. You just walk in
Decides who is allowed in and who is not
The same door opens for everyone at block one
Open 9 to 5, closed on weekends and holidays
Open every second of every day, everywhere
Can reverse, block, or claw back your money
Settled on-chain. Final. It is yours to keep
Grounds for banking with the Hood
A bank with no eject button.
No Debanking
No one can close your account, freeze your bag, or flag your name. Self-custody means the off-switch was never built.
Fair Launch, No Gatekeepers
0% team allocation, no VIP presale, liquidity locked, ownership renounced. The same door opens for everyone at block one.
The Blocklist Bounty
A slice of every whale sell funds a buyback-and-burn. The ones who dump on you pay the bounty that tightens the floor.
Open Hours 24/7
No teller window, no bank holidays, no wire cutoffs. The Hood is open every second of every day, to everyone.
Self-Custody First
Your keys, your bank. We never hold your funds, ask for your ID, or need anyone’s permission to let you in.
Earn · The Vault
The vault that pays the Hood.
A real bank holds your money and pays you almost nothing. DebankHood flips it: stake $DEBANK and earn more $DEBANK from a 70,000,000 token community vault. No lockup required. Lock longer and your rate climbs.
- ✓ Rewards come from the Community Rewards supply, never from your fees.
- ✓ 0% team, 0% insiders. The same rate for everyone in each tier.
- ✓ Unstake flexible stakes any time. Your keys, your bank.
Savings Passbook
$DEBANK · Interest schedule
On demand
Unstake anytime
7 days
1 week lock
30 days
1 month lock
90 days
3 month lock
Reward pool: 70,000,000 $DEBANK. Live APR is set at launch and tapers as the pool pays out. Boost applies to your share of the rewards, not your principal.
Account Statement
$DEBANK · printed in the open
- Total Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Liquidity Vault (LP)
- 90%
- Community Rewards (staking vault)
- 7%
- Marketing
- 3%
- Team / Insiders
- 0%
- Buy fee
- 1%
- Sell fee
- 3%
At launch: contract renounced, LP locked, no hidden allocations, no team unlocks in the dark. The 7% Community Rewards funds the staking vault; the Blocklist Bounty funds a buyback-and-burn. No fee is paid to holders.
Reopen your account
No application. No approval. No no.
- 1
Get a wallet
Any self-custody wallet. Your keys, your bank, no ID required.
- 2
Fund it
A little ETH on Robinhood Chain for the swap and gas.
- 3
Copy the contract
The official $DEBANK address, revealed here and on X at launch.
- 4
Swap for $DEBANK
Paste it in, confirm, and welcome to the Hood.
Revealed here and on X at launch. Any $DEBANK address before then is a fake. It is not us.
Correspondence.
Is the $DEBANK token live yet?+
Not yet. DebankHood is pre-launch. The official contract will be published right here and on our X the moment it deploys. Any address before then is a fake.
What does ‘debank’ mean?+
It is when a bank closes or freezes your account, often just for being in crypto or the wrong industry. DebankHood is a parody bank that cannot do that to you, because it never holds your funds.
Are you affiliated with any real bank or Robinhood?+
No. DebankHood is an independent, community-run meme project and a satire of debanking. Meridian Trust is fictional. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any financial institution.
What are the fees for?+
At launch, buys pay 1% and sells pay 3%. Fees fund the treasury and the Blocklist Bounty, a buyback-and-burn of $DEBANK. No fee is paid out to holders.
How does staking work?+
Stake $DEBANK to earn more $DEBANK from a 70,000,000 token community vault (the 7% Community Rewards allocation). Flexible stakes can be withdrawn anytime; you can lock for 7, 30, or 90 days for a higher rate boost (up to 2x your share). Rewards come from supply, not from other holders or from fees.
Is this financial advice?+
Absolutely not. $DEBANK is a community meme token with no intrinsic value or promise of return. Only spend what you are happy to lose.
You're not declined here.
Take from the banks, give to the Hood. Built on Robinhood Chain, where the doors do not close.
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